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Canadian Airlines?

Ralph and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as
airplane mechanics in
Gander, NL.  One day the airport
was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Ralph
said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"


Charlie says "Me too.
 Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.  You wanna try
it?"


So they pour
themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
 The next morning Ralph wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.  In fact
he feels GREAT!  NO hangover!  NO bad side effects.  Nothing!  Then the phone
rings… It’s Charlie.


Charlie says, "Hey,
how do you feel this morning?"


"I feel great. How
about you?"


Charlie says, "I feel
great, too. You don’t have a hangover?"


Ralph says, "Nope,
that jet fuel is great stuff; no hangover, nothing.  We ought to do this more
often."


Charlie says, "Yeah,
well there’s just one thing.  Have you farted yet?"        


"No…."


"Well, DON’T.   I’m in
Thunder
Bay
!"
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