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Groaners… Oh man… things one reads on the internet eh?

  • A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
  • What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
  • She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
  • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  • With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
  • Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
  • Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • The man who fell into an upholstery factory is now fully recovered.
  • You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
  • He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
  • Every calendar’s days are numbered.
  • A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
  • Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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