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How blonde was she?

 

 



She was Soooooooo Blonde . 

* She thought a quarterback was a refund. 
* She thought General Motors was in the army. 
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. 
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. 
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." 


She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde… 

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it. 
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." 


She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde…. 

* She tripped over a cordless phone. 
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." 
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON’T WALK." 
* She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. 


She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde… 

* She studied for a blood test. 
* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. 

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde…
 
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. 
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless. 
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. 
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." 

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
 

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde… 


She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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