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Blind Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When
she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, she seemed
upset.

"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.

"I had to slap his face three times!"

"You mean he got fresh?"

"No," she answered, "I thought he was dead."

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