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HA ha ha ha kids….they are so…sweet

A teacher sees a lad entering the
classroom – his hands were dirty.

She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness,
what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?”

Smiling the boy replied, “I think I’d be too polite to mention
it.”

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After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using
her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother.
"Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I’ll grant them."

Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled.

Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged.

The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again."

The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly.

"I’ll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.

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