Gotta love the political quotes
of weather. We had something like that where I grew up.
We called it a window."
"My father hated
radio and could not wait for television to be invented
so he could hate that too."
Peter De Vries
"Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn
up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’
but it doesn’t work."
"Television is to news what bumper stickers are
"Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading
information about it, as well as contributing to the need
"[The television is] an invention that permits
you to be entertained in your living room by people you
wouldn’t have in your home."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody
turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a
Groucho Marx (…more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of
television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners."
"Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good.
It would be the end of everything we know."
"It is difficult to produce a television documentary
that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes
one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about
"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from
every doing so."
"I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government
and report the facts."
"Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" …
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic
"In America any boy may become President and I
suppose it’s just one of the risks he takes."
"The President has kept all the promises he intended
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
"It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment.
It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing
Dan Quayle (…more
Dan Quayle Quotes).
"I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail
to comply with the law."
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of
the lowest crime rates in the country."
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.