he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the
table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had
ever seen in his life.
"Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running
his fingers over the grit and grime.
She replied, "They’re as clean as soap and water can get them."
He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and
It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and
yelled, "Here, Soap! Here, Water!"