Gotta love real life humor!!
Drunk badger disrupts traffic
BERLIN (Reuters) – A badger in Germany
got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a
road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday.
A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a
dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the
animal alive and well, but drunk.
Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a
nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhoea.
Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.
(Reporting by Dave Graham; editing by Myra MacDonald)