office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at
the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on
him. The dog looked up and said, "Don’t be alarmed. This is just part
of my job."
"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can’t believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!"
"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don’t! If that man finds out I can talk, he’ll make me answer the phone, too!"