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Funny Quotes I could have added to my list.. but Nah not today

“Don’t hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.”

“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”

“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”                   

“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”

“There are only 2 types of computers in the world: Those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster”

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