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Remember Mother’s day is on Sunday

We have new Babies
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn
child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,
whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at
home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
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Best Place for Sibling
When Ayush had a new sister, he became envious of the attention she was
getting. One day while his mother was nursing the baby, Ayush was
getting unyielding about being on mom’s lap. Mom wasn’t able to deal
with both children at that time and told Ayush to go wait for her. He
then asked his mom: "Mommy, can you please put Shreya back in your
tummy now?"
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My Teacher is Thankful
Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or
sisters who will be coming to school.”
Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So
what did she say when you told her that you’re the only child, my
dear?”
Son: “She just said…“Thank goodness!”
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It’s Time to go to School
One early morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. "Wake up,
son. It’s time to go to school!"
Son: "But why Mom? I don’t want to go."
Mom: "Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go."
Son: "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me,
too!"
Mom: "Oh, that’s no reason to not to go to school. Come on now and
get ready."
Son: "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
Mom: "Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re
the Principal!"

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