seven year old Luke that if my skis were faster than his, it was
because I’d waxed them with butter.
The next morning his grandmother came to class with him. She
took me aside and said, "We had no butter left for breakfast. Luke had
spread it all over his skis, claiming that it was the proper way to wax
them. I think you should tell the children that instead of listening to
nonsense from other beginners, they should only take advice from their