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*Biggest Lie*

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

*Cross Country Move*

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our
cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep
from getting separated?"

"We’ll drive slowly so that one car can follow the other," I reassured him.

"Yeah, but what if we DO get separated?" he persisted.

"Well, then I guess we’ll never see each other again," I quipped.

"Okay," he said. "I’m riding with Mom."

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