working in the family business. Dan found out he was going to
inherit an obscene amount of money when his sickly father died,
so he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his good
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty was so
stunning that it took his breath away.
He mustered up all his courage and approached her anyway.
‘I may look like a simple and ordinary man to you,’ he said to
her, ‘but in a very short time my father will die, and I’ll
inherit 200 million dollars.’
Impressed, the woman obtained Dan’s business card and three
days later… she married his father.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.