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*Boring Flight*

Bored during a long flight, an eminent scholar leaned over and woke up
the sleeping man next to him to ask if he would like to play a game.

"I’ll ask you a question," the scholar explained, "and if you
don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and
if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $50."

When the man agreed to play, the scholar asked, "What’s the
distance from the earth to the moon?" Flummoxed, the man handed him $5.
"Ha!" said the scholar. "It’s 238,857 miles. Now it’s your turn."

The man was silent for a few moments. Then he asked, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

Puzzled, the scholar racked his brains for an hour–but to no
avail. Finally he took out his wallet and handed over $50. "Okay, okay,
what is the answer?" the scholar asked.

The man said, "I don’t know," pulled out a $5 bill, handed it to the scholar, and went back to sleep.

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