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By the luck of the Irish Bella sent me some jokes!!

Murphy told Quinn that
his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own
wife makes him
walk.

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The late
Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is
that they’re always assured of having a worthy
opponent.

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An
American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a
question, he answers with another question? "Who told you that?" asked
Paddy.

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Reilly went
to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not
guilty." "That’s grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the
money?"

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Irish lass
customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?" Shopkeeper: "I’d
prefer that you use the dressing
room."

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Mrs. Feeney
shouted from the kitchen, "Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantle
piece?" "No," said himself, "but I’m gettin’ closer all the time."

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Finnegan:
My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning. I
can’t break her of it. Keenan: What on earth is she doin’ at that time?
Finnegan: Waitin’ for me to come
home.

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Slaney phoned
the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" He said. "Send an ambulance, my
wife is goin’ to have a baby!" "Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern
asked. "No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin’."

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