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Watermelon Mistake

*Watermelon Mistake*

Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had
accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the
restaurant’s owner waited nervously for the clerics’ reaction.

"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"

"Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."

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