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Woman’s Dictionary for men


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If
she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This
is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This
is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This
is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A
woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she
says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ … that will bring on a

(8) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer
to # 3.

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