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I love my job

I LOVE MY JOB . . . . . ..

If
you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is
even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day
at work think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below
is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station
103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a
worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

Last
week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling down
lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make
you realize it’s not so bad after all ..

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As
you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the
office. It’s a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the
sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.

It
then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped
to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve used it
several times with no complaints.

What
I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and
stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit
with warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything
was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of
course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few
seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back,
but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The
hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.
Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
couldn’t stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

I
informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other
divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless
to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing
in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
before I
could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I
arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
helmet.

As
I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running
down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my
butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn’t poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So,
next time you’re having a bad day at work, think about how much worse
it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

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