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The Pastor’s Donkey – from MOUNTAIN WINGS

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in
another race and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to
get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news,

Posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the
donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could
run free.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas … The Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY???
1. Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief
and misery and even shorten your life.

2. What makes one person convulse with laughter just sends
another into convulsions. Jokes are the most forwarded issues
but jokes also get the most complaints.

3. The donkey is usually not at fault for any of it.

(2 Pet 2:16 KJV)  But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb
ass speaking with man’s voice forbad the madness of the prophet.

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