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Obama vs. McCain

Wow!!  I have Monday off!!!  Yahoo 🙂
Here is a joke for ya all

Obama vs. McCain
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican
candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There
was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a
week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to
settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of
the week would win the election.

Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the
contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out
separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch
for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end
of the first day, John McCain returned to the starting line and he had
ten fish.

Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was
just having another ‘bad hair’ day or something and hopefully, he would
catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day McCain came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.

That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said,
‘Obama, I think John McCain is a low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun. I
want you to go out tomorrow and don’t even bother with fishing. Just
spy on him and see just
how he is cheating.’

The next night (after McCain returns with 50 fish), Harry Reid asks Obama, ‘Well, tell me… how is John McCain cheating?’

Obama replied, ‘Harry, you’re not going to believe this, but he’s cutting holes in the ice.’

Moral of the Story: Experience Counts.

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