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A little humor for the morning :-)

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde beings to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the
horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
and over… As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness. When to her great fortune, Bobby,
the Wal-Mart greeter. Sees her and unplugs the horse.

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A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all in a boat together fishing. The
pastor said to the others, "I think I’m going to go over to that shore
and sit down." So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the water and
sits down on the shore.

Then, the priest says to the rabbi, "I think I going to go over there
to join him." So, he does the same as the pastor and sits next to him
on the shore.

The rabbi thinks to himself, "Well, if they can do it, so can I!" So,
he climbs out of the boat, but he falls in the water. The pastor says
to the priest, "Do you think we should of told him where the rocks
were?"
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