Hire this guy PLEASE!
A young guy from Whitehorse moves to Campbell River and goes to a big
everything under one roof’ department store
looking for a job.
manager says, ‘Do you have any sales experience?’
The kid says ‘Yeah. I
was a salesman back in Whitehorse.’
boss liked the kid and gave him the job. ‘You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after
we close and see how you did.’
His first day on the job was rough, but
he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. ‘How
customers bought something from you today?
The kid says,
The boss says ‘Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30
customers a day.
How much was the sale for?’
The kid says
The boss says ‘$101,237.65? What the heck did you
The kid says, ‘First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish
hook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he as going fishing and he said down
the coast, so I told him he was
going to need a boat, so we went down to
the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Expedition.’
said ‘A guy came in here to buy a fish hook
and you sold him a BOAT and a
The kid said ‘No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons
for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude,
your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing.”