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These classifieds were really put in the paper – a  smile for your day 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER..   
8 years old.   Hateful little bastard.  Bites!   

FREE PUPPIES   
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.   

FREE PUPPIES.   
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.   
Father, Super Dog . . . able to leap  tall fences in a single bound. 

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.   
Looks like a  rat. Been out a while. 
Better be a big reward.   

COWS, CALVES: NEVER  BRED. 
Also 1 gay bull  for sale. 

NORDIC TRACK. $300  Hardly used, call Chubby.   

GEORGIA PEACHES. California grown – 89 cents lb.   

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!   
Must sell washer and  dryer $300. 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.   
Worn once by mistake.  Call  Stephanie.
(LMAO!!)

And the best one:   

FOR SALE BY  OWNER. 
Complete set of Encyclopedia  Britannica, 45 volumes.  Excellent condition. 
$1,000 or best offer..  No longer needed, Got married  last month. 
Wife knows everything.   (ain’t it the truth though?)

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