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Funny how one word makes a situation worse

It’s the spring of 1957, and Bobby’s ready to pick up his date. He’s a 
pretty hip guy with his own car. When he gets to the front door, the
girl’s father answers and invites him in. ‘Carrie’s not ready yet, so
why don’t you have a seat?’ he says. ‘That’s cool’ says Bobby. Carrie’s
father asks Bobby what they’re planning to do. Bobby replies politely
that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.  Carrie’s
father responds ‘Why don’t you two go out and screw? I hear all the
kids are doing it.’ Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to
Bobby, so he asks Carrie’s Dad to repeat it. ‘Yeah,’ says Carries
father, ‘Carrie really likes to screw. She’d screw all night if we let
her!’ Well, this just made Bobby’s eyes light up, and his plan for the
evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie
comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she’s
ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his
date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back
into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:

Okay have you stopped laughing…  I guess I got someone in trouble for my tomfollery the other day.  I hope I can get things straightened out, I tried last night but everyone was off-line when I got back home.  Man I hate it when I have fun at someone else’s expense…  This is going to eat at me till I can talk to the DMs who were on EZT or Cel and find out what actually happened last night??


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