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Incorrigible..huh?

in·cor·ri·gi·ble      /ɪnˈkɔrɪdʒəbəl, -ˈkɒr-/ Pronunciation KeyShow Spelled Pronunciation[in-kawr-i-juh-buhl, kor] Pronunciation KeyShow IPA Pronunciation –adjective

1.

not corrigible; bad beyond correction or reform: incorrigible behavior; an incorrigible liar.
2.

impervious to constraints or punishment; willful; unruly; uncontrollable: an incorrigible child; incorrigible hair.
3.

firmly fixed; not easily changed: an incorrigible habit.
4.

not easily swayed or influenced: an incorrigible optimist.

–noun

5.

a person who is incorrigible.

Wow that’s what it means….  I have been using it wrong all these years…  What do you call someone who is playfully resiliant, and does not know when to stop joking around?  Like that person who goes into a situation and keeps goofing off even when she should be paying attent… Wait a minute..  "uncontrollable"..hmmm.  But really that Incorrigible never seemed like an insult… I wonder whom I have all called "bad beyond correction"? 

Anyhow.. how about some western wisdom…  I am down for that!! and this is only my choice picks!!
Polishing your pants on saddle leather don’t make you a rider.
A closed mouth gathers no boots.
Never miss a good chance to shut up. ( enough said )
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. (Muhahahahahaaaa  thsi is biblical too :P)
Don’t corner something meaner than you. (size is not the factor it is the Evil factor) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Z4BTyQkvs
Don’t squat with your spurs on. (funny how forgetting something so simple can be a pain in the ass)
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It’s better to be a has-been than a never-was. (I wonder if this is true of all things.. I’d rather never be a science experiment then to have been one)
A wink’s as good as a nod to a blind mule. (this is true unless you have a rattle in your head, could depend on your jewelry choices)
You can never tell which way the pickle’s goin’ to squirt.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Don’t worry about bitin’ off more’n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger’n you think. (remember what my dentist said..I am safe on this one)
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then, to make sure it’s still there with ya.
There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
An old timer is a man who’s had a lot of interesting experiences — some of them true.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse. (sold my horses…but my neon has good "get up and go")
Never drink unless you’re alone or with somebody. (okay.. I am no drinker and some shouldn’t drink either..but it is funny)
When a cowboy’s too old to set a bad example, he hands out good advice. (so true.. but when is too old?)
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

Wow that was one way to spend my lunch break… Oh and for anyone who wants to join up.. I am having a poker night on Friday… you should feel bad if you can’t come, and send me the winnings… yeah.. that would make things alright..  Just kidding.  I would laugh if anyone who reads this comes.. for I believe out of the 5 people who might read it only one lives here   But your all more than welcome!

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