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ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE


It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes.


Here
is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hope
that women will love it then pass it on and men will pass it along to a
woman who will love it.



A
woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before
she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and
whispered to her, "I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 only on one condition…"



Flabbergasted,
the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to
tell me what you want me to do in just three words."



The
woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed
a $20.00 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said….


 
 
 
 






"Clean my house."

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