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Not really blonde.. I exagerated LOL

I realize it is not really blonde..  but you should see it wet!  The bottom looks darker and the top of my head looks glowingly light!! 

So to make up for the exaggeration.. a joke..okay?  Keep in mind that this is only a joke, I hope no preacher, pastor or priest would baptize someone who was drunk.  The choice to be baptized is a serious one, it should be life changing and joyful. 

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a
preacher baptizing people in the river.

The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
Whereupon he asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’

‘Yes I am’ replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the
river.  He pulls him up and asks the drunk, ‘Brother have you found Jesus?’

The drunk replies, ‘No, I haven’t.’
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for
a bit longer this time.
He pulls him out of the water and asks again, ‘Have you found Jesus, my

The drunk again answers, ‘No, I have not found Jesus.’
By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the
water again, but this time he holds him down for about
30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.
The preacher asks the drunk again, ‘For the love of God, have you found

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,

‘Are you sure this is where he fell in?’

Besides Jesus walked on the water, He didn’t fall in!!


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