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Never judge!

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some
things you just can’t explain. This morning I was outside milking. As
soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot
so I tied up his left to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin” him again he knocked down the
bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his
tail with my belt.

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife
came out and well, trust me, some things you just can’t explain!

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