The secret to my success :)
The minister’s sermon went on and on about how important it
was to forgive people and reach out to them so as not to make
"Is there anyone in this church who can honestly say they have
no enemies?" asked the minister.
Not a hand went up. But a few moments later, a very elderly
lady in the back row raised her frail little hand.
"Please, come up and tell us what you have done over all these
years that you can be so confident you have no enemies," asked
Dutifully the old woman limped up to the front of the church
where she explained, "I outlived ’em all."