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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist;
then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)
 
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The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
 
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THIS HEADQUARTERS REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM.
Everyone here gets enough exercise:
1) Jumping to conclusions.
2) Flying off the handle.
3) Carrying things too far.
4) Dodging responsibilities and
5) Pushing their luck.
 
 
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