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Purina Diet

I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of
Purina at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked
if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina
Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the
hospital
last time. But, I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally
complete.So, I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
by now enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d been poisoned. I told her no; I’d
been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. 
The tall guy nearly had to stagger out of the store,
oxygen-depleted from laughter. I paid for the food and left a lot of
smiles behind me.
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