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Gone Fishing

Gone Fishing

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:

First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
next weekend."

Second guy:
"That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for
the pool. "

Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the
kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
word.
So they asked him.

"You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing
this weekend. What’s the deal?"

Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave
the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block

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