Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
"That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for
the pool. "
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the
kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
So they asked him.
"You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing
this weekend. What’s the deal?"
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave
the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block