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Confusious says…alot so take your time!

Confucius Say
Never argue with a fool…he may be doing the same thing.

Confucius Say
A Magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what’s coming in the next
issue.

Confucius Say
The best way to keep your word is not to give it.

Confucius Say
A man’s last will and testiment is a dead give away.

Confucius Say
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

Confucius Say
Bad singers break into song because they can’t find the key.

Confucius Say
The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.

Confucius Say
If you worry about yesterday’s failures, todays successes will be few.

Confucius Say
A single fact can ruin a good argument.

Confucius Say
An old grave digger is called an Elderberry

Confucius Say
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Confucius Say
Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Confucius Say
The quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute
packing plant.

Confucius Say
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Confucius Say
Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

Confucius Say
One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.

Confucius Say
The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

Confucius Say
If you want your dreams to come true, don’t oversleep.

Confucius Say
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

Confucius Say
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,
anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

Confucius Say
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is not happiness without
action."

Confucius Say
"Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed
duck."

Confucius Say
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

Confucius Say
He who hesitates is probably right.

Confucius Say
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open.

Confucius Say
The supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee

Confucius Say
Man who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck

Confucius say,
Blowing into a blonde’s ear is called Data transfer

Confucius say,
A wise man makes sure that his wife’s birthday cake is short one candle.

Confucius say, Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Confucius say…
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."

Confucius Say
"Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy.  Ask
waitress for application."

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