100 Camels for Wife
US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman."
After a long silence, the husband says, "She’s not for sale."
The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"
The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."
lmao..every time I think about it