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Hutterites..havin’ fun!!

>>Two Hutterites walk into a pet shop in Lethbridge and head directly
>>to the bird section. Jacob, the Preacher, says to John, the Farm
>>Boss, ”Dat’s dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help
>>them. "Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage
>>up dere," says John. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
>>Jacob and John pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into the
>>colony van and drive over to the train trellis bridge.
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>>From the top of the bridge, John looks down at the 1000-foot drop
>>and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of
>>the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the bridge. Jacob
>>watches as John falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself
>>stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Jacob
>>shakes his head and says, "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous fer
>>me."
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>>PART TWO:
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>>Moments later Isaac, the Hog Boss, arrives up on the bridge. He’s
>>been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the bridge
>>carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
>>"Hey, Jacob, vatch dis," Isaac says. He takes a parrot from the bag
>>and throws himself off the bridge. Jacob watches as halfway down,
>>Isaac takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Isaac continues to
>>plummet until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
>>Jacob shakes his head and says, "Ya, und I’m never trying dat
>>parrotshooting either."
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>>PART THREE:
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>>Jacob is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when
>>Abe, the Chicken Boss, appears. He’s carrying an old potato sack
>>out of which he pulls a chicken — one of those old layer hens.
>>Abe then grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and
>>hurls himself off the bridge and disappears down and down until he
>>hits hard and breaks his spine. Jacob shakes his head in sadness.
>>"First der vas John wid his budgie jumping, den Isaac
>>parrotshooting…… And now we’ve lost Abe from hengliding.
>>
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